{"id":1516,"date":"2015-04-08T22:53:16","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T05:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/?p=1516"},"modified":"2015-04-08T22:53:16","modified_gmt":"2015-04-09T05:53:16","slug":"first-fake-sick-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/2015\/04\/08\/first-fake-sick-day\/","title":{"rendered":"First fake sick day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia got us good today. She coughed herself sick, and then had a slight fever. She acted very whiny and tired. And then as soon as we said she didn&#8217;t have to go to school she was back to 95% (she is a tiny bit under the weather), and we knew we&#8217;d been played.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Damn those 3.5 year olds are good.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Check out the play dough sculpture we made:&nbsp;<img src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_3449.jpg?w=765\" alt=\"\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned. You may have gamed us this time my darling, but just you wait \ud83d\ude42&nbsp;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia got us good today. She coughed herself sick, and then had a slight fever. She acted very whiny and tired. And then as soon as we said she didn&#8217;t have to go to school she was back to 95% (she is a tiny bit under the weather), and we knew we&#8217;d been played.&nbsp; Damn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[64,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQyAq-os","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1095,"url":"http:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/2014\/04\/08\/getting-sick-falling-behind\/","url_meta":{"origin":1516,"position":0},"title":"Getting sick. Falling behind","date":"April 8, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"This blog post is 10 days late. 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