{"id":1644,"date":"2015-10-12T22:29:02","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T05:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2015-10-12T22:29:02","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T05:29:02","slug":"when-3-year-old-wit-strikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/2015\/10\/12\/when-3-year-old-wit-strikes\/","title":{"rendered":"When 3 year old wit strikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were dropping Micky off at work today. Driving up Mission Street, we saw a bunch of Academy of Arts kids walking to school. As they&#8217;re all designers of one sort or another they&#8217;re always wearing something quirky.<\/p>\n<p>One girl walked across the street wearing bright green Ninja Turtle pajama bottoms.<\/p>\n<p>Micky, as the pajama bottoms walked across the street, said, &#8220;Wow, those are hideous.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And Luka, without missing a beat, said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t fix stupid, ya know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The whole car started dying laughing, and then had another fit of laughs when Amelia asked, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t hear what Luka said. Why are we laughing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh man, in those moments&#8230; you know they&#8217;re definitely related to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were dropping Micky off at work today. Driving up Mission Street, we saw a bunch of Academy of Arts kids walking to school. As they&#8217;re all designers of one sort or another they&#8217;re always wearing something quirky. One girl walked across the street wearing bright green Ninja Turtle pajama bottoms. Micky, as the pajama [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fatherhood"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8fvkR-qw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/family-man\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}