{"id":1644,"date":"2015-10-12T22:29:02","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T05:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2015-10-12T22:29:02","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T05:29:02","slug":"when-3-year-old-wit-strikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/2015\/10\/12\/when-3-year-old-wit-strikes\/","title":{"rendered":"When 3 year old wit strikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were dropping Micky off at work today. Driving up Mission Street, we saw a bunch of Academy of Arts kids walking to school. 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One girl walked across the street wearing bright green Ninja Turtle pajama bottoms. Micky, as the pajama [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[64,1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQyAq-qw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1192,"url":"https:\/\/www.onvural.net\/melih\/thoughts\/2014\/05\/20\/luka-climbs-out-of-his-crib\/","url_meta":{"origin":1644,"position":0},"title":"Luka climbs out of his crib","date":"May 20, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Today is my half birthday. The last one of my third decade of life. That's right... I'll be 30 in November. And so it was quite fitting that so many fun things happened today. 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